I’m back bitches.
And it’s time to tie a fuckin’ head scarf because it’s cute and I want to be cute. Let’s do it.
Image from Vixen Vintage
Mostly I was hoping this would work because it’s been long days since I’ve washed my hair, and I’m pretty much down to wearing hoodies with the hoods up and, you know, covering my scalp with my hands and screaming whenever anyone catches a glimpse. Head scarf…
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
(Alternate title: She Eats Poop, But Her Treats Should Totally Be Organic)
I understand that people love their pets. Really, I do. I have been known to defend my dog when she is accused of doing doggie things like shitting in the house (“She would never!”) or slobbering on people (“She’s just giving you sweet kisses.”).
But I’ve always had trouble understanding homemade dog treats. I don’t make…
If you’ve been a reader of this blog for any length of time, you know I’m kind of into the minimalist thing. Most recently, I did Project 333, although that was actually a couple of… ulp… years ago now, I think.
So this time I’m embarking on the 40 Bags in 40 Days challenge.
The idea? Toss the trash! Decrapify! Get rid of 40 bags of stuff that you do not need in your house.
You can do this in a…
I feel like I’m a pretty efficient person. If there’s something on my task list that’s going to take two minutes or less, I’m pretty good about just getting it done instead of putting it off. So I’m going to call it efficiency when I see an alcoholic beverage on Pinterest that doesn’t require me to buy any ingredients that I don’t already have, and I fucking make it right then.
Image from The…
This pin test was originally posted on CraftFail.
I am not fashionable. I am not cute. I will never be either of those things. And yet… And yet… Guys, Pinterest is aspirational by nature, and so am I, turns out, because I saw this and thought I should definitely try it.
Image from Passion For Fashion
Ok, yeah, I didn’t have stretchy t-shirt material. And my piece of fabric was not long enough…
You guys wanna know how to look like Nicole Richie? Yeah, me too. Unfortunately, this video probably won’t help very much because it’s me demonstrating how to do a hair thing I found online, and yeah. Also, I think in order for me to look like Nicole Richie, there would have to be other stuff going on besides just a change in hairdo, but you know. It’s Pinterest. I can dream. Hope you have better…