I can’t remember where it was that I first heard about coffee with butter in it, but it’s one of those things you don’t forget easily, so the next time I was online, I Googled that shit. Turns out it’s called bulletproof coffee, there’s a whole cult around it, you can buy special coffee to make it with, and it replaces breakfast entirely.
Bulletproof coffee: They’re not paying me to say any of…
I rest my case.
If you’re not following my personal account on Twitter (@SonjaFoust), you missed my saga of bugs and vermin this week.
Let’s start with the set-up before the 4th of July holiday:
There is a creepy bug in my office that looks like it stings or bites or is somehow poisonous. And IT FLIES. #quittingTime
— Sonja Foust (@SonjaFoust) June 30, 2014
Oh hell. I took a swing at the flying spider thing and…
Ok, ok. You guys have been begging for this one…
Image from Live, Laugh and Love with Lana
Yeah, apparently you can whiten your teeth with activated charcoal. Only slightly less disturbing is the fact that they actually sell activated charcoal for you to ingest.
If you can’t read that, it says that it recommends you take 2 capsules 2-3 times daily. It doesn’t say why the hell you’d do that,…
Do you guys ever read blog posts from people with these disclaimers all over them about not judging, i.e., “I LET MY KID EAT THREE AND A HALF DORITOS WITH HIS ALL NATURAL ORGANIC VEGAN LUNCH DON’T JUDGE ME,” or, “JESUS FUCK FINE I ADMIT IT– SOMETIMES I GO TO BED WITHOUT WASHING MY FACE DON’T JUDGE ME,” or, “#sometimesIUseMyDogAsATowel #don’tJudgeMe…” Well, this is going to be one of those posts,…
You did the trumpet in your head, right?
Guys! I’m teaching a class next month!
Image courtesy My Half Assed Kitchen
Well, I’ve taken that content and spun it into a 2-week long online class on overcoming your creative impasses.
It’s coming up quick, too! The class starts on June 16, so you don’t have much time to get your…
When somebody very earnestly refutes something I said on my blog.