So it was my husband’s 40th birthday earlier this week. Some of you may think that he is incredibly hard to shop for because he is old, but no. He has been hard to shop for ever since I’ve known him, and probably for his whole life. This is because when he wants something, he just goes ahead and buys it, so at any given moment, he already has anything he could ever want. Turd.
Because of this, I…
DIY pedicures are not a new thing for me on this blog. This time, though, a DIY pedicure was necessary because I got a giant blister on my foot and I was afraid if I went to the pedicure place to get my toes did, some kind of gross MRSA or some shit would wiggle it’s way into my open wound and I’d end up losing a leg. So, in this case, DIY sounds safer, even if I’m the DIYer.
I wanted something…
Sometimes you just need a goddamn drink. Today? Yep.
I won’t bore you with the minutia of my life, but if anyone deserves a drink after the last couple of weeks, it’s me. I promise.
Know why I think this one’s called the Happy Colada?
Image from FeistyFoodies.com
Because it makes me happy that I have the approximate ingredients to make it. Faster drinks = better drinks sometimes. Most times. If…
"The future is gold". J’adore Dior, the new film, starring Charlize Theron.
Is it sad that all I can think is, “That’s horrible rope climbing technique. Show her how it’s done, Rich Froning.”
Guys, this is my life: Debating with myself for long minutes about whether I know person well enough to make a wiener joke on their Facebook post. Because not one but twoof my Facebook friends posted pictures of themselves with wiener dogs in their laps this week. And I only deemed it appropriate to leave a wiener comment (“Is that a wiener in your lap or are you just happy to see me?”) on one.…
Because I know people want this .giffed something awful. :)
The boop heard round the world?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled failing to bring you a super-important announcement. Well, sort of an announcement. And a discount. And… well, let me just tell you.
This year I’m speaking at Type-A Atlanta!
No shit, the organizer even tweeted about it:
— Type-A Parent™ (@typeaparent) August 13,…